Still Unwritten

Currently Recruiting - Updated 5/27/12
One tank for our second raid team! 
One PvP Captain to lead our PvP activities!
RPers!
Social/casual players
PvPers (particularly healers of any kind)
Browncoats
Serial Huggers
Achievement hunters
Acheesement hunters (particularly Gouda spec!)
Altaholics
Bronies
Those who have NO EFFING CLUE what a bronie is....

So Who Are You People Anyway...
We are a motley crew of friendly, awesome and very often silly people on Horde side Wyrmrest Accord (US) who just like to hang out, play some WoW and have fun. The GM-of-many-alts has been playing since forever and together, she and her wacky cohorts, otherwise known as officers, and Pinky, will TAKE OVER THE WORLD (of Warcraft)! /shot

In all seriousness (well, mostly seriousness, we hardly ever get ALL SRS... ness...)... if you want a fun, casual and active environment, free of hate language and L33Tspeak, look us up.

Smashing boss faces!...
We kill bosses and take their stuff! We have not one, but TWO progression raid teams who regularly smash through pve content. Our long-standing team is leading the way, clearing through heroic DS and taking ALL the boss' lunch monies; led by the charming and handsome Remghar, they head out twice a week on Tuesday and Thursday nights to get their dance on slaughter mercilessly! That team is not currently recruiting, however, we ARE looking for one TANK for our second team, which is now 8/8 in Dragon Soul and starting on Heroic modes! Our second team raids Friday from 6:30-10:30 server (Pacific) time and Sunday from 4:30-6:30 pm.

Smashing other players faces...
Untested beginning, still quivering in your boots? Battle-scarred veteran who faces down swarms of Alliance without batting an eye, on your own, with no bubblegum?? We want you to come PvP with us! We do not currently have a rated team while we gear up our guildies, but Wednesday is PvP night where we might do anything from Arenas to regular BGs to practice duels with our guildies! We would LOVE some more PvP-oriented healers and we solemnly swear that we will protect you from those nasty Ally hugs!

We are seeking a PvP Captain to lead our guild's PvP activities! This is not an officer position. You will be responsible for leading our guild on Wednesday night UNrated BGs, organizing arena teams for those who are interested and helping with gear and questions about PvP. If we have enough interest, this person may get a rated team going with a permanent roster, gear requirements, that kinda formal type thing. Key things we're looking for: ability to communicate with tact and respect, in and out of pressured situations, reliability and commitment, knowledge of BGs, Arena and PvP in general. 

You Guys Sound Awesome, How Can I Get In On This Action?...
1. Bribe the GM. She accepts candy cane ice cream, fuzzy socks and pictures of adorable baby animals.
2. Deliver 24 [Broken I.W.I.N. Button]s to the mailbox behind the Orgrimmar Auction House. Perform a chicken dance while wearing a purple hat. You must depart walking backwards. You will be watched.
3. Fill out our short, fun application found here. Don't worry, it's more of a tool for us to JUDGE YOU MERCILESSLY get to know you and make sure we'll totally love each other in platonic ways. Or non-platonic, if you are Trelant. Dem... uh. Lessee. Can't do tentacles, not Draenei anymore... didn't go Tauren, so can't do horns... uh. Well. *scratches head* DEM TRELANTS.

Alternately, you can contact one of the below people in game:
Séngo/Haestus/Danikah/Masrìn/army of lesser alts - Guild Master, Altoholic, Mistress of Totally Terrible Puns
Trelant - Officer of Tentacles Horns SEXY
Arcayne - Fashion Consultant
Julannah - Devotee of Cats and Dialect Expert (Valley Girl spec'd)
Remghar - Raid Lead and all around decent Gentleorc GentleTauren (my officers should stop race-changing on me ffff-)
Alannu - Floor Tile Inspector Extraordinaire 

Them: "Oh, you don't drink? Will it offend you if I do?"

Me: "I'm not the boss of you."

I'm going to post this now, even though commentary on the books in question is incoherent to nonexistent in many cases, because I'm only going to fall further behind on writing commentary (and really, the commentary thing would be much easier if I wrote it just after reading the books, rather than waiting until I've forgotten everything I meant to say and have a long list to deal with).

In case you didn't know, I read a lot. I've often thought of making a list of what I read during the year, to find out exactly how many books I end up reading, but I usually forget to keep track sometime in January.

This is a list of what I read in the month after my birthday, minus internet sites, math papers, the first fifty pages of Les Misérables, and assorted short things I may have forgotten. In a world where I did a better job of saying useful things on the internet, there'd be some sort of commentary about all of the books, but this time I've only talked about some of them. If you're really paranoid about spoilers, skip the commentary, but I think I've been sufficiently vague.

( Month One )

    So, I am kicking around a costume idea for a steampunk convention and I'd like the opinions of the community on how well it might work. I am of mixed Navajo ancestry and I'm planning a character of the same background, as there was some pretty dramatic history happening for my forebears around the Victorian/Edwardian period. I was thinking of making the iconic steampunk "corset as outerwear" from a traditional blanket, but am afraid that the fairly coarse wool yarns used will fray too easily. My idea for a solution is to weave each pattern piece individually, with a shaped selvage. Basically, I'd be making eight or ten small oddly shaped blankets, then stitching them together. I'd then make the same pattern from coutil and sandwich them together. I'd probably make it either front-lacing, or back laced with a closed front, because I'm afraid the nature of the fabric will make busk insertion a horror. Have any of you done a similar thing? Seen it done? Am I crazy for thinking this might work?

Novo on Steamwheedle Cartel US Hordeside is looking for a tank and dps for Wednesday/Thursday Dragon Soul! We are currently 1/8H and looking to get a core group back together to finish heroic before MoP hits (summer burnout and all that). Or just raid DS in general since we love killing bosses and taking loots!

I've been with Novo for almost a year now after being recruited on wow_ladies myself, so I can assure you that we're a pretty fantastic bunch! We recognize real life suddenly happening, are friendly to couples, and are 100% against hate speech (I have personal examples of all of these if you want examples too!). Plus we're super laid back and joke around about pretty much everything, but also can down bosses and loot purples with the best of them!

Raid Time
- Wed/Thurs 8PM - 10PM EST
We have 5 minute breaks every hour on the hour.

Gear is not an issue - if you have the right playstyle and attitude that meshes with ours, you'll have so much gear that you won't know what to do with it afterwards (pending RNG of course ;P ).

Raiders Wanted
- one tank
- dps

If you want to get more specific, we're looking for a non-warrior tank since that's our current tank. And dps? If you're consistent and show up on time, then we want YOU! No really, as mentioned, it doesn't matter if you're undergeared - if you have the right attitude and are willing to work hard, we can always gear you up!

Interested?
Check out our rules and then throw us an application! Questions can be left on this post, or whispered to Tristesse (that's me!) or our GM Dranoz, or just check out our website. :D We're always happy to bring potential guildies into a run or just into Mumble to chat first!

P.S. we were previously Novo Ordum Mundi in case the name sounds familiar and you don't know why! We're not sure if we're sticking with the Novo with or without the Ordum Mundi yet.

Hi everyone!!

I've just come back to WoW after a long hiatus and am looking for a casual guild on Wyrmrest Accord Hordeside (this is my first time playing Horde). My highest toon right now is a level 26 Belf hunter. I am starting to play my Ally toons again as well but they are in a guild on another realm and I want to casually experience the Horde side of things.

I'd love a guild with a friendly environment, one that accepts alts (I am making them like crazy), and one that maybe does RP. I'm interested in RPing but haven't done it before so I am a little intimidated although I am pretty lore savvy and don't think I'd be creating a big Mary Sue character or anything if I do decide to RP. Also, guild perks are a definite plus from what I've heard but not a requirement as long as there's friendly people and a good environment.

A little about me: I am 27 years old and am not currently working due to illness. I love hiking and doing things outdoors (when I'm not playing WoW - HA!), and I have two awesome dogs. Not sure what else to say - mainly I wanted to let you know my age so 18 plus guilds will consider me. :P As for WoW, I was a pretty hardcore raider in Wrath but I haven't done any Cata stuff.

Must admit that I am VERY shy and it will take me a while to talk a lot in guild but when I do start talking, I won't shut up. ;)

Thanks for the help and if you want to contact me, please PM Aresinya in game or post here.

Underbust: 29"
Closed Waist: 24"
Hip: 32"

Double boned all the way, the corset has served me well but I am moving on to smaller sizes (I am currently wearing 22" and I am ordering a 20" next), therefore, I feel that I have to let this go. It's heartbreaking but it's time for me to move on to new adventures you know?

The inner lining is a pretty white jacquard and the laces I have replaced with very strong double faced satin ribbon. Still in good enough condition for waist training or even casual wear.

I paid $135 for the corset and I am going to sell it for $98 (or best offer). Shipping prices may vary but shouldn't exceed $15 if you're in the US. I am willing to take payments by installment (3 installments max).

Those interested please e-mail kathtea.booking(AT)gmail.com

Feel free to comment any necessary questions :)

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Sinfest
Tatsuya Ishida

Want a guild that is fun and family friendly?
Play on Khadgar on the Horde side of life?
Want a spot on a raid team but don't have much experience?
Have experience with raiding but want a more casual/laid back approach?

Have we got the guild for you!

MyFifteenBucks is a level 2 Horde guild on Khadgar who is looking for members like you! We understand you have a life away from Azeroth (you do? Why! just kidding, we do too!). We are alt friendly as well. We are trying to raid on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, Mondays are set aside for farming to help the guild bank. Fun runs (older content, transmog runs, etc) are done on Fridays and over the weekends when enough people get together and go. Anyone is free to put things onto the guild calendar.

We have a website, full bank, and facebook page!
See us in game or fill out our handy application here: http://myfifteenbucks.guildomatic.com/guild_application/apply
In game talk to any officer (tell them Mazlu sent ya!):
Bondsy/Shmngosplat/Hyramm/Tankandheals/Locknlisten: Mr Money (guild master), King of Dragon Soul
Bronwin/Aamie: Lady Cash
Mazlu/Kutka/Jazka/Josene/Terestraza/Kreleran/Tiky: Guild Web Lady aka mistress of 1000 alts
Crumb: Captain of the squishy sqad, mage tank of power!

I'm hearing from people who've found early copies of Casket of Souls, so I'm setting up the usual space for conversing, with the caveat that THERE WILL BE SPOILERS most likely, so if you haven't read the book, don't come in!