Conversation:
Me: "I have never seen Batman-Superman slash before"
Her: "What? You have never seen Batman and Superman.."
Me "I have never seen Batman-Superman slash before"
Her " oh...I wonder who would be the pitcher and who would be the catcher...Superman would be the catcher."
Me "You think so?"
Her "Yes, think about it, if Superman was the pitcher Batman would be in orbit"

After laughing so hard we both cried
Her: "Let me restate the Sexual Harrasment policy, part 3 subsection 4c..."

Yes.. You wonder why I like my job?